halloween

If you aren't on the David S. Pumpkins train yet, take a moment to watch the SNL sketch that went viral starring Tom Hanks as a not-so-classic Haunted House staple: 

Also, big ups to the guy that just abandoned his girlfriend after inadvertantly knocking her into the lake. The only thing that's getting murdered today is their relationship.

Scare the crap out of your SO.

Roman Atwood's 2-year-old son Kane is already taking after his prankster daddy.

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