fashion

This man shows up to class with a matching shirt and beverage every day, without fail. 



But what does he wear if he just wants plain water for once? 



via @Sixties_Love, @niesmiesznosc, @hydrangeaaaa

Oh. Okay. 

Ahh, Fashion Week. The pinnacle, the apex, nay, the zenith of utter douchery in the world. Naturally, an event where everyone is trying their damnedest to "out-pretentious" each other makes for a premium trolling opportunity. And naturally, Jimmy Kimmel couldn't pass up such a trolling goldmine (trolldmine?). Ever heard of fashion designers like Joe Isuzu or Meadowlark Lemon? Neither have we, and neither have any of the guest at Fashion Week... but they're not about to admit that...

     2stylish4u
                                                                                                       hote coture
                                   high fasiohn



                                           camera jsut went off i am not a modle

                           wow

                                                                                                   ready 2 learn physic
such trend
                                          wow

you mad?

... to make them worse than Uggs.

Step 1: Take someone's real name who has no relationship with the fashion industry whatsoever.
Step 2: Ask the folks at Milano Fashion Week about him or her.
Step 3: Watch as the person crumbles under the pressure to know everyone and everything.
Step 4: Watch them lie through their Da Vinci porcelain veneered teeth.
Step 5: Enjoy!