It's all fake. All of it. None of it is real. It is all a mirage you must see throughץ
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Disclaimer: language is inappropriate for work and also this is voice actor Josh Robert Thompson reading as Morgan Freeman, but he's so damn good let's all just pretend it really is Morgan Freeman.
Actress Vivian Rubio replied to a Craigslist acting gig that she thought sounded fun, only to discover "RiskyRobTV" was shooting a "prank" video exposing Miami women as gold diggers. Frustrated with the premise, Rubio decided to go undercover and expose his falsehood. The best part? He at one point tells her he's going to blur her face, otherwise "people would be like 'oh, Risky Rob stages pranks now.'"
Here's the video they were shooting:
