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Did you know? The Home Run Derby is not, in fact, a horse race like its almost-namesake, the Kentucky Derby, but is actually an event featuring baseball players who compete to hit baseballs a very great distance. I know, I was surprised, too!

ESPN's Facebook page polled its readers on the player they thought most likely to win, but accidentally allowed write-in votes. The poll has since been taken down, but it looks like Tim Tebow and Chuck Norris were running neck-and-neck, second only to "T

Sen. Shadrack McGill, who went on the record earlier this year saying that his reproductive health policies are dictated by Scripture, is none too popular among the... ahem... more sexually liberated folks in his state. Since his proclamation that separation of church and state can go to hell (no pun intended), McGill has been being trolled by a group of strippers who will approach him incognito during the day and ask for things like help changing a tire. When McGill obliges, he is always meant with a business card encouraging to visit the local strip club. On several occasions, McGill even had his Facebook page hacked and rather racy photos of strippers posted with captions like "had a great time with Shadrack last night!! ;) ;)"

Finally, McGill's wife Heather had enough of the strippers' shenanigans, and took to Facebook to tell them that they'll be smitten or something if keep up with this crap.

We also would have accepted Die Hard or any film adaption of Death of a Salesman.