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Make Me a Sandwich, B***h!

Is the catchphrase of douchey manchildren everywhere who are trying to be edgy. The Tumblr Make Me a Sandwich B*h has started tracking Twitter users who tweet the phrase, and then posting a tweet buried deep in their Twitter accounts to reveal just what kind of people they are.

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Did you know? The Home Run Derby is not, in fact, a horse race like its almost-namesake, the Kentucky Derby, but is actually an event featuring baseball players who compete to hit baseballs a very great distance. I know, I was surprised, too!

ESPN's Facebook page polled its readers on the player they thought most likely to win, but accidentally allowed write-in votes. The poll has since been taken down, but it looks like Tim Tebow and Chuck Norris were running neck-and-neck, second only to "T

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Those up on their true crime knowledge will recognize these two as Fred and Rose West, notorious killers in the '60s through the '80s in the UK. Whoops!

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An Epic Facebook Meme War is Waging Between LaCroix Coconut AND Pamplemousse

There is a war going on between LaCroix fans and it's tearing friends, families, and even offices (Cheezburger) apart.

The obvious leader in this sparking water civil war is the Pamplemousse Facebook page. Mostly because Team Coconut seems to be stealing its rival's memes and Photoshopping coconut all over them.

*Team Coconut's legion of Facebook followers is hurting, even though most would argue that Coconut LaCroix has the superior flavor.

Are you Team Coconut or Team Pamplemousse?

memes of the battle for La Croix drinks
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