Marco Gutierrez, founder of Latinos for Trump, found himself at the center of the hashtag #TacoTrucksOnEveryCorner after comments he made in an MSNBC on Thursday. The Trump surrogate warned of "taco trucks on every corner" as immigration remains unchecked and the internet (or anyone who can appreciate a good taco truck) can't find anything wrong with the idea.
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According to the author's note, this book was written while the author was "really f**king drunk and in 4hrs." Writer Elijah Daniel tries to warn readers to stop and reevaluate their choices, but honestly, that just makes me want to read it more.
The Kindle preview of the story is as follows:
It all started one fateful afternoon in summer of 2012. I was working as a bellboy at the Trump Hotel in Hong Kong on an internship program. It was marvelous. I come from a very small farm town in Michigan, and this was my first time in a big city. I loved everything about it. It was all I could have ever dreamed of, and more. But little did I know, it was all about to change. I was stacking someone's tacky luggage when the door behind me swept open. My loins trembled as the scent of toupee adhesive and spray tan swept through my nasal cavity. I wanted nothing more than to turn around and see the golden god behind these scents, but I couldn't move. I was frozen. There was a tap on my shoulder, "young man" the voice said. I thought to myself "oh my god, could this be him?"
Oh boy, tell me more! Other particularly steamy excerpts include these gems:
"His voice wrapped around my body like queso around a smothered burrito."
and
"The only thing I knew was that I wanted to ride the elevator to the top of his Trump Tower."
I don't know about you, but I know what I'm doing when I get home tonight. The book costs only $1.99 on Amazon and promises to be an exciting romp that'll make your private time great again. Also, there's apparently a twist ending.
Donald Trump's kept it pretty low key on Twitter in recent days. That didn't stop him from penning a little St. Paddy's Day sentiment though. If only he'd spell checked before sending it off though. Then again, would we expect anything less than this from the guy with a wide-reaching, well-developed reputation already for spelling shit in his own language incorrectly?
Yeah, yeah, we know. Here are some Trump Memes to smooth it over.
Donald Trump was speaking in Buffalo, New York when he referenced September 11, 2001, as you do when you are an American politician. Instead of saying "9/11" though, he accidentally said "7-11". If you thought the internet was just going to let that one go, you were wrong.
Last week in Corona, California, one of the city's traffic signs was reconfigured to read: "Inland Empire supports Donald Trump. Merry Xmas. Vote Donald Trump."
The sign has since returned to it's apolitical stance.
It's a sad day when the best you can hope for a video like this is that Jimmy Kimmel's "Lie Witness News" bit is as fake as most YouTube prank videos.
In the Red corner, standing at 6 feet 3 inches tall (plus 2 inches from the hair...), we have the Baron of Bad Business, the Chieftain of Chapter 11, the Duke of D-List Celebrities, Mr. Donald Trump! And in the Blue corner, we have the producer of ABC's Modern Family and supposed "lightweight," the Wizard of Witty Comebacks, the Czar of Zingers, Mr. Danny Zuker! FIGHT!
And land on some of the most Tremendous Donald Trump Memes if this little tweet storm didn't do it for you.
