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Twitter Users' Worst Dates Ever

Just plain bad.

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Thought I Was Proposing, Did You?

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27 Poorly-Received Texts From Exes

Let sleeping dogs lie.

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Woman's brother dumps his girlfriend for being a gold digger | Aita telling my brother he got exactly he deserved he pushed his girlfriend away being gold digger Not hole My brother is very hardworking man and at 27 he is now very wealthy and doing well himself. He's been with this girl six months and throughout time have gotten close because both like hair, makeup, and shopping never knew there anything wrong with their relationship except she texted last week saying she would love hang out

Woman's Brother Dumps Girlfriend For Being Gold Digger

Dude sounds like a real piece of work.

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Pluto's Still A Little Bitter

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Memebase Can Predict My Future

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