college humor

These beauty standards are REALLY impossible.

Despite getting a perfect 600 on the STDs (SATs), Ken is surprised his son can't get into any college.

Can you just get me to my destination without insulting me for once?

Carl Foreman Jr. actually has a pretty nice life right now. The latte cup isn't for spare change: he just refuses to litter! Generous donations of high-fives and handshakes now being accepted!