Translation: "Hi! Could I a number 2 with a diet coke, please?"
This prank is from the Japanese game show Dokkiri Award (with 'Dokkiri' meaning "to be surprised"). Comedian Toshiaki Kasuga went to work near the base of Mt. Fuji, and after a night of drinking, passed out in the bed of his rental cabin.
Because he was in a drunken stupor, he was able to sleep through the show's prankster crew setting up what would undoubtedly be the rudest awakening in the history of ever.
The All Blacks rugby team of New Zealand are being filmed for a prank for the Cure Kids Charity... but they don't know that. They think they're shooting a weird Japanese noodle commercial that will air only in Japan. How strange will it get before they realize what's going on?