Cats

This is what the internet is for. 

He only got a 230 on the SAT, what a loser.

Yahoo Answers Logic Is Flawless

Leave it to Yahoo Answers to be the place for someone trying to settle some kind of score with their cat, by pooping in their litter box, but without getting in trouble. A keen eyed user on Yahoo Answers responds to the call and recommends that he first poop next to the kitty litter, and then progress to pooping in the litter box as a step upwards. This would certainly work excellent if the person asking the question was a cat, but pretty sure cats can't actually use Yahoo Answers in an capacity. And if they did, no way a cat can spell that well.

There's a cat stuck on the balcony, they said. Come rescue it, they said.

Seems safe.