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Eagles everywhere are shedding single patriotic tears, and the spirit of Thomas Jefferson is slow clapping on the roof.

Too bad he was still out of bounds and it didn't count.

Derrick Coleman was featured in an inspiring ad showcasing his adversity all his football life due to deafness. A thankful father tweeted out this note showing his daughters were very inspired.

The ole' foul ball switcheroo.

Twenty-eight-year-old former college track star Alysia Montano, under encouragement from her doctors, ran the 800 meters in yesterday's U.S. Track and Field Championships, finishing in 2 minutes, 32.13 seconds. Montano stated that the encouragement from her doctors " took away any fear of what the outside world might think about a woman running during her pregnancy....What I found out mostly was that exercising during pregnancy is actually much better for the mom and the baby. … I did all the things I normally do … I just happened to be pregnant. This is my normal this year."
(h/t KHON2.)

Just spare yourself the embarrassment of walking out empty handed and with your tail between your legs.