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Talk about a government takeover!

"The Colbert Report" was broadcasting from Washington D.C. on Monday when President Obama appeared on stage to announce that he was stepping in for Stephen Colbert in his segment "The Word."

Since Colbert had take so many shots at his job over the years, he said, he wanted a shot at his. And because he is the president, he naturally changed it to "The Decree."

"Nation, as you know, I, Stephen Colbert, have never cared for our president," Obama says to kick off the piece called "To Health in a Handbasket."

While discussing his health care plan, he made fun of himself in the third person, Republicans and even the "fake news" channel "Fox News."

The Colbert Report is in its final stretch with the last episode to air December 18.

Stephen Colbert has partnered with Share Fair Nation and ScanSource to fund every grant request made by a South Carolina public school teacher on the crowdfunding platform DonorsChoose.org. Colbert made the announcement through a live video feed at a Greenville, SC elementary school. The grants that will be fulfilled total up to $800,000. 

Arkansas has had its fair share of meth lab busts since 2012 (100), but Stephen would be wiser to make fun of a state like Missouri, which has had 18 times more meth lab busts than its southern neighbor.

The worst offender states are:

1. Missouri (1,825)
   
2. Tennessee (1,585)
   
3. Indiana (1,429)
   
4. Kentucky (919)
   
5. Illinois (801)
   
   

[HuffPo]