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The World Cup is coming next summer, and whether you know it or not the US has already qualified to be able to compete. Hell, they qualified before Mexico! Take that WORLD! Now, may I present to you the players who are likely to make the cut. WARNING: This is speculation, if I'm wrong, please don't sue me, or come to my house, or write angry letters to my family.

Aside from Game 1 ending after a record-setting 14 innings, Fox News had some "technical difficulties" and there was a mysterious lady in a fur hat sitting behind home plate that stole everyone's attention.