olympics

The Olympics are hard enough.

You've got the best athletes in the entire world up against you, and you need to be at the absolute top of your game to succeed.

The last thing you need is the Olympic village itself trying to defeat you too.

That would seem to be the case for poor Johnny Quinn, who had to ram his way out of a bathroom that had a jammed door just a few days ago. Earlier this morning, Quinn found himself trapped again, this time in an elevator in his hotel.

Johnny Quinn: breaking barriers all over the place! Now if only the Russian government would follow his example...

I mean, it's basically the same level of accomplishment.

On an unrelated note, is sarcasm an Olympic event?

DAMMIT! Get the 'Murican Olympic team on the phone! We can't let those hosers steal the hoppy glory! ARE WE GONNA LET CANADA SHOW US UP LIKE THIS?

... just... SHUT UP!