olympics

DAMMIT! Get the 'Murican Olympic team on the phone! We can't let those hosers steal the hoppy glory! ARE WE GONNA LET CANADA SHOW US UP LIKE THIS?

... just... SHUT UP!

The U.S. were up 2-0 on Canada until the final minutes of the 3rd period, when Marie-Philip Poulin tied the game with 55 seconds remaining to send the game to overtime, where Canada eventually won. However, the game wouldn't have gone to overtime if that freakin' puck had just gone two inches to the right.

Meanwhile, the goalpost has been nominated as Supreme Emperor of Canada.

Go become a Canadian enclave!