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Via SB Nation
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Things were rough at the opening game for the Chicago Cubs at Wrigley Field. The stadium began a massive renovation project, but due to inclimate weather this past winter progress has been minimal. Despite all this, the Cubs insisted their field was prepared for opening day.

Cut to this weekend, where only two of the men's rooms in the entire stadium were functional. Literally thousands of fans waited in line for as long as an hour to take a leak, leading many to pee in cups, or make liquid graffiti of their names on the wall like children. Food shortages meant that many fans were left with nothing but french fries to snack on as the game progressed. 

The Cubs ended up losing their game 3-0 against the St. Louis Cardinals

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Via Daily Kos
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Stephen Colbert has partnered with Share Fair Nation and ScanSource to fund every grant request made by a South Carolina public school teacher on the crowdfunding platform DonorsChoose.org. Colbert made the announcement through a live video feed at a Greenville, SC elementary school. The grants that will be fulfilled total up to $800,000. 

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... or they don't follow those stupid laws!

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There’s a new star of the 2016 presidential election, and she only stands 6 inches tall.

Instagram users @hellohunter and @lil_brunch  are the geniuses behind the Instagram account lil.hillary, a parody feed that features a Hillary Clinton action figure on the campaign trail.

“[We] noticed Hillary doesn’t have an Instagram account for her campaign and decided it was our duty to help her out,” hellohunterr wrote on Instagram.

Just like the actual candidate, Lil’ Hillary is determined to be elected President of the United States. But she keeps getting caught in ~crazy~ situations.

Like taking public transportation…

 

Stopping at her favorite Chipotle…

 

Dealing with the pesky press…

 

Taunting the Republican competition…


And unwinding after a long day with an adult beverage.

 

The good news is, there are enough tiny Hillarys to go around! You can own your very own miniature Clinton for $14.99.

But after taking a scroll through this Instagram feed, one thing is for certain: there can only be one Lil’ Hillary.