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Job rescinds their offer to prospective employee after they inquired about time off: 'Your request for planned time off raised concerns regarding alignment with our current expectations'
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Roommates move out of apartment, receive invoice for $10k of renovations 3 months later: 'I don't believe we are responsible'
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50-year-old father expects his four adult children to help him raise a newborn baby, whom he intends to gain custody of: ‘We all have our own lives going on’
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‘You’re doing the best you can mom and dad!': Parenting laughs and woes for witty mothers and fathers (February 14, 2026)
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Husband allows niece to take his wife's souvenir Sanrio coloring book from Japan, she demands it back: ‘[He] said I was petty and childish’
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