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40+ of the freshest and funniest tweets of the week: 'I cannot stress enough how important it is to lie to your coworkers'
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‘He went skiing, decided he didn’t want to come back, took my car, and left me at the cabin’: Husband leaves wife stuck in remote cabin during friend group celebration
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Aunt asks niece to call out of work to babysit her 7 and 13-year-olds on a Saturday, calls her out when she asks to be paid: 'My aunt was upset and felt like I was putting money over family'
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Mom rages when 21-year-old daughter refuses to continue cleaning up after 19-year-old stepbrother: 'She tells me he's adjusting'
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'Laughter is the best medicine': 21 Laughs That Will Guide You On Your Inner Journey to a Happy Brain (January 24, 2026)
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