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Employee gets no coverage for long weekends off, is expected to cover for colleagues taking 2-3 weeks off at once
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Employee refuses to give up their approved PTO when office parents try to guilt trip them into accommodating spring break: 'I'm not giving up my time off just because I don't have kids'
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25-year-old bride refuses to let her stepdad of 2 years walk her down the aisle at her wedding, despite her mom's insistence: 'My parents got divorced when I was 16, but my dad was still a very supportive and prominent role in my life, and still is.'
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18-year-old refuses to invite her dad to her graduation because he moved 20 hours away when she was 5, and prioritized his stepdaughter her whole childhood: 'He should just go back to acting like I'm not his daughter.'
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Employee considers quitting during week 1 of new job making 3x their previous salary because of disorganization: 'Is this a joke?'
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