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Employer calls employee's emergency contact to ask if he can come into work: 'Employer just called my mom to ask if I'd come in, because I didn't answer. I'm 30 years old.'
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A Snowball Full of Funny Memes to Survive This Freezing Cold Winter Weather
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Homeowner lets her parents, brother, brother's girlfriend, and nephew live in her basement, parents demand she let her brother's family move upstairs: 'I work from home as a therapist and see clients upstairs.'
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Employee finds out their company is hiring their exact position at $18k higher than their current salary: 'We can't adjust everyones salary every time we post a new position'
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Host kicks out brother and his 4 and 6-year-olds after the kids destroy the home office and garden, and the parents refuse to enforce any consequences for their children’s behavior
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