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It's time to get some exercise. Stretch those legs, get yourself going today, don't let yourself become one with the couch. Enjoy some of these hilarious high-tempo puns and jokes that will have you gasping for breath.
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Dad forces 21, 23, and 27-year-old children to call his wife "bonus mom," refuses to let them call her anything else even though it makes them uncomfortable: 'Our dad says it “makes her happy” and to just do it.'
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‘My mom thinks I'm her retirement plan’: Entitled mother insists 20-year-old daughter should start handing over her paychecks because she ‘had to make sacrifice[s] too’
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Working mom demands babysitting for 5-year-old and 3-year-old from stay-at-home neighbor with 9-week-old baby, throws fit when she refuses: 'I'm not a full-time babysitter'
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'I always end up covering more than my share': 34-year-old brother refuses to go on family vacation and cover costs for constantly broke 31-year-old brother and his family
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16-year-old daughter moves in with grandmother after 13-year-old live-in cousin steals her stuff and eats her food, sparking an allergic reaction that gets her kicked out: ‘[I'm] trying to protect my peace and live my life’
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