Don't do drugs. Just laugh at all the crazy things that can happen and the punny and trippy jokes they lead to. From a distance is best.

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Arkansas has had its fair share of meth lab busts since 2012 (100), but Stephen would be wiser to make fun of a state like Missouri, which has had 18 times more meth lab busts than its southern neighbor.

The worst offender states are:

  1. Missouri (1,825)
  2. Tennessee (1,585)
  3. Indiana (1,429)
  4. Kentucky (919)
  5. Illinois (801)