donald trump

Spoiler alert: the brush is her boobs, but they are censored in the video, ya pervs. If you're interested in helping fifty percent of the proceeds from the sale of this painting go to breast cancer research, you can bid on it here.

This steak is terrific, everyone agrees. 

How much "Ameritude" do you have?

100% best part of the whole video right here:

I don't know what's worse; the hair or the hate speech

If you say your name is 'Illuminati' you get to order off the real secret menus, the one only Reptilian Elite's tastebuds can enjoy.