donald trump

So Trump can't spell...couldn't resist the trolling.

Annd now the fate of the likely Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump, virtually rests in your hopefully (or not?) steady hands.



You can gain access to Trump's surgical table either of these ways:

1. If you own Surgeon Simulator, upgrade to the Anniversary Edition ($3)
2. If you don’t own Surgeon Simulator, buy the Anniversary Edition ($13)

Spoiler alert: the brush is her boobs, but they are censored in the video, ya pervs. If you're interested in helping fifty percent of the proceeds from the sale of this painting go to breast cancer research, you can bid on it here.

I don't know what's worse; the hair or the hate speech

Best response goes to this guy:

via @dannyodwyer

Although this one is also pretty good:


viaaurabogado

If you say your name is 'Illuminati' you get to order off the real secret menus, the one only Reptilian Elite's tastebuds can enjoy.