baseball

Nobody ever gets out of a rundown like that...

That pitch was almost as bad as Blood on the Sand, as if that was possible.

He can catch some big balls...

And by "best," I mean "worst."

Is it just me or is the first pitch of baseball games way more entertaining than the actual game?

It's not just your imagination, folks.

Things were rough at the opening game for the Chicago Cubs at Wrigley Field. The stadium began a massive renovation project, but due to inclimate weather this past winter progress has been minimal. Despite all this, the Cubs insisted their field was prepared for opening day.

Cut to this weekend, where only two of the men's rooms in the entire stadium were functional. Literally thousands of fans waited in line for as long as an hour to take a leak, leading many to pee in cups, or make liquid graffiti of their names on the wall like children. Food shortages meant that many fans were left with nothing but french fries to snack on as the game progressed. 

The Cubs ended up losing their game 3-0 against the St. Louis Cardinals

Colorado, you strange. Although it's good that they've got their priorities in order: it may be snowing in the middle of May, but the grounds crew will be damned if Mother Nature screws up the consistency of their infield dirt!