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Good old Abraham Lincoln. One of the greatest Presidents, and influential figures in United States History. So have a good chuckle with Abe and make sure you don't wait four score and seven years to check out all these puns and jokes.
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Snow plower piles snow from the road onto his neighbors driveway, gets angry when she asks him why he did that: 'He told me he’d take care of it, I should be so grateful to him, and to get out of his face.'
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