Sochi 2014

The Olympics are hard enough.

You've got the best athletes in the entire world up against you, and you need to be at the absolute top of your game to succeed.

The last thing you need is the Olympic village itself trying to defeat you too.

That would seem to be the case for poor Johnny Quinn, who had to ram his way out of a bathroom that had a jammed door just a few days ago. Earlier this morning, Quinn found himself trapped again, this time in an elevator in his hotel.

Johnny Quinn: breaking barriers all over the place! Now if only the Russian government would follow his example...

The US recently revealed their uniforms for the 2014 Winter Olympics and there are quite a number of mixed reactions. The cadigans for the opening serimonies may be sweaters, but not everybody is so hot on how they look.

Here's the Ralph Lauren Opening Ceremony uniform (USA Today) ... pic.twitter.com/E1HyOnZAEw

— Nick Zaccardi (@nzaccardi) January 23, 2014

I mean, it's basically the same level of accomplishment.

On an unrelated note, is sarcasm an Olympic event?

The U.S. were up 2-0 on Canada until the final minutes of the 3rd period, when Marie-Philip Poulin tied the game with 55 seconds remaining to send the game to overtime, where Canada eventually won. However, the game wouldn't have gone to overtime if that freakin' puck had just gone two inches to the right.

Meanwhile, the goalpost has been nominated as Supreme Emperor of Canada.

... just... SHUT UP!