At least MARIO hasn't changed much...
It's just a big-@$$ chaos emerald, not a pocket sized gem, skull tooth, or relic.
Would have been a hilarious game scene, though!
And he NEVER swam in the portable ones.
Many of today's kids actually like the Skylanders Spyro, so if someone revives the old Spyro and your kid calls him "ugly," wait a few years to put a verbal beat down on him so he can still enjoy games while he can.
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