Gay Vampires. Thank the 60s.

SUNLIGHT this is what's supposed to happen you sparkly b*tches

I GET THE JOKE BUT... true blood is the one with the gay scenes

SLENDER MAN STILL HAS more facial expressions than kristen stewart and is involved with way scarier stuff than glittery vampires

THE FIFTEENTH CENTURY when vampires weren't pathetic

TEAM ALUCARD because vampires should not sparkle