BILL OF RIGHTS
Too long. Didn't read*
*But will use half-assed understanding to demand "freedom" for stupid behavior.
BERT AND ERNIE
America's most socially accepted gay couple
The only place in the world where a foreigner in a banana yellow bikini briefs who's about to punch out a glass of cider while having his glutes rubbed down by a bikini-clad failed actress can become a three-term governor.
18 miles away lies a terrorist that is going to have a very rough day.
SPELLING GOVERNOR CORRECTLY
is also best done sober
THE 13TH AMENDMENT
Possession of any person, regardless of job status, is a crime.
I SCREAM, YOU SCREAM
WE ALL SCREAM FOR MECHANICALLY SEPARATED CHICKEN.