EXCUSE ME

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EXCUSE ME
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EXCUSE ME I need to pay off a skirt in layaway

THE AWKWARD MOMENT

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THE AWKWARD MOMENT
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THE AWKWARD MOMENT when you realize your girlfriend is wearing the same skirt

NEVER TRUST

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NEVER TRUST
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NEVER TRUST what a woman keeps under her skirt

HER SKIRT IS SO TIGHT

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HER SKIRT IS SO TIGHT
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HER SKIRT IS SO TIGHT that it cuts off blood flow to my brain

COULD BE A SCOTISH HIGHLANDER

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COULD BE A SCOTISH HIGHLANDER
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COULD BE A SCOTISH HIGHLANDER doubtful but plausible

IT'S NOT A SKIRT

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IT'S NOT A SKIRT
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IT'S NOT A SKIRT It's a kilt, you ignorant bag of flesh