RULE 35 if there isn't pr0n of it, it will be made.

THESAURUS: glossary, lexicon, onomasticon, sourcebook, terminology, vocabulary.

"BACK BACON", EH it's from the back, regular bacon is the belly, ham is the thigh. Now you know

NO with the black plague it's easier to deal with the people who have it.

BUT... why do we call it bacon?

YES

YES, AND IF YOU DO IT AGAIN YOU'LL BE RE-TARDY.