WAIT! WHAT?

STILL A MYSTERY as to why they need to be labeled boneless

ALL THIS DOES IS MAKE ME WANT TO BBQ PAMELA ANDERSON. is that so wrong?

ACTUALLY..... he's beating the company meat

BEATING HIS MEAT since 1977

BACON IS THE METH OF THE MEAT WORLD

WHEN I ASKED YOU TO BEAT IT this wasn't the kind of beating I had in mind