Is defending your aluminium
WHEN USED CORRECTLY,
an ugly woman can be just as lethal as a big dog, two shotguns or a claw hammer
the best defense
VOMIT ON YOUR ASSAILANT
It's your best chance to escape
best defense against a face slap
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