GO FIGURE

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ZERG CAKE

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ZERG CAKE Is defending your aluminium

WHEN USED CORRECTLY,

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WHEN USED CORRECTLY, an ugly woman can be just as lethal as a big dog, two shotguns or a claw hammer

PINK SHIRT

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PINK SHIRT best defense

OFFENSE

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OFFENSE the best defense

VOMIT ON YOUR ASSAILANT

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VOMIT ON YOUR ASSAILANT It's your best chance to escape

BALL KICK!

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BALL KICK! best defense against a face slap