Awkward Kid Totally Looks Like H. P. Lovecraft
You're being compared to a writer, kid; awkward comes with the territory. Take it from an English major...
Lady From 1960 High School Yearbook Totally Looks Like Leonardo DiCaprio
Old Yearbook Picture Totally Looks Like Shia LaBeouf
Zooey Deschanel in High School Totally Looks Like Kat Dennings
At least, finally, Zooey totally looks like someone other than Katy Perry.