My Step-Aunt Totally Looks Like The Spitter
I'm only publishing this, TokyoDesertRose, because I want to make your next family reunion super uncomfortable! YOU'RE WELCOME!!!!
Sheeva From Mortal Kombat Totally Looks Like Grace Jones
If you ever feel the need to get my attention, simply mix:
1 part Grace Jones' "Nightclubbing" 8 parts Sheeva's arms 1 part wild dance party
And when I catch wind of these events, perfectly-aligned, I will ask you to pull right up to my bumper, baby.