Snooki Totally Looks Like Ewok
Did you ever think you'd find an Ewok less annoying than the thing to which it was being compared?
Snooki Totally Looks Like A Circus Bear Riding A Trike
If that bear would just eat Snooki, not only would he be my personal hero, but that kind of carbo loading could help him win the Tour de France. The "Tour de Frursus," if you will. PUN MASTER!