Jesse Jackson Totally Looks Like Sloth
OH MY GOD WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT DUDE'S FACE?! But Sloth is rather handsome in a unique way. You see what I did there?
Hand Dryer Totally Looks Like Sloth From "The Goonies"
Now that this comparison has been brought to my attention, I believe I will become one of those dudes who either A) dries his hands on his pants or B) "forgets" to wash his hands at all.