This Queen Totally Looks Like Kristen Stewart
The obvious joke: "That card has a greater emotional range than Ms. Stewart." And you know what? I love obvious jokes, so let's go with that and call it a day, shall we?
Reneé Descartes Totally Looks Like Brian May
Style is cyclical: This hairstyle, popular in the early 17th Century, became popular once again in the 1980s. That means we're due for another revival in, like, 200 years. Thank goodness I'll be dead by then.