Mitch McConnell Totally Looks Like Neverending Story giant turtle

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Mitch McConnell Totally Looks Like "Neverending Story" Giant Turtle

Mitch McConnell Totally Looks Like a Turtle

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Mitch McConnell Totally Looks Like "Pan's Labyrinth" Monster

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Mitch McConnell Totally Looks Like "Pan's Labyrinth" Monster

Sen. Mitch McConnell Totally Looks Like Pale Man from "Pan's Labyrinth"

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Sen. Mitch McConnell Totally Looks Like Pale Man from "Pan's Labyrinth"

In a new segment I like to call "How to Get This Look," I will share with you the secrets of looking like these two dudes:

Step One: Throw some pizza dough up in the air LIKE A BOSS.
Step Two: Allow the pizza dough to land on your face LIKE A BOSS. Step Three: You now look like both Senator Mitch McConnell and Pale Man!!!