I like that cat's positive attitude. I would like to hire it as the office mascot. Initially, i was considering the girl, but clearly she is faking her enthusiasm. Also, a human mascot might be kind of weird considering we're really all about the cats around here.
Don't even get me started on that cat! He's all "OMG, I'm a black cat who likes to shed, so I am gonna go lie down like puma on this dude's freshly-laundered white shirt and FUR IT UP!" No cheezburgers for you, kitteh!