John Boehner (Crying) Totally Looks Like Forever Alone

Favorite
crying,forever alone,forever alone guy,john boehner,Memes,orange,tears
- -

John Boehner (Crying) Totally Looks Like Forever Alone

Awww, it seems Forever Alone Guy thought a trip to the tanning salon might make him more attractive, thus winning him some friends. Instead, he became Speaker of the House and, still, nobody liked him and he was, as always, FOREVER ALONE!

Moar Forever Alone Guy over here!

John Boehner Totally Looks Like An Orange M&M

Favorite
Congress,john boehner,mms,orange,politics,speaker of the house
- -

John Boehner Totally Looks Like An Orange M&M

Boehner: He melts in your mouth and not in your hand.

John Boehner Totally Looks Like Colonel Augustus Autumn From "Fallout 3"

Favorite
colonel augustus autumn,fallout 3,john boehner,video games
- -

John Boehner Totally Looks Like Colonel Augustus Autumn From "Fallout 3"

I didn't know that Boehner (pronounced [boh-ner] no matter what he might tell you) was the physical basis for Colonel Autumn. I thought Colonel Autumn looked familiar when I went back through "Fallout 3" on my 9th play-through.

Download the new Cheezburger app for a chance to win a PS4! in Cheezburger 's Hangs on LockerDome