Doozer Totally Looks Like This Apple
Oh, the pain one must feel looking like a deformed fruit. Clay Aiken actually knows a little something about that.
This Strawberry Totally Looks Like this Teddy Bear
Eating a bear-shaped strawberry may be the only way I will ever be able to claim that I've eaten bear. 'Cuz I tried hunting a real bear, and let's just say it didn't go well: The bear ate both of my arms. OMG, how am I typing this?!?!