Hosni Mubarak Totally Looks Like Calibos (Clash of the Titans, 1981)
Mr. Mubarak was powerful enough, however, to enlist a dedicated team of air-brushers to photoshop out his horns.
This Mummy Portrait Totally Looks Like Tiger Woods
Coincidentally, that mummy was a world-renowned athlete in his time, but he lost it all because he kept taking ladies out behind the pyramids in order to give them "the business." So scandalous.