John Brown Totally Looks Like Robin Williams
Yeah, but only one of them makes me laugh. The other guy isn't funny at all. Well, he hasn't been funny since "Mrs. Doubtfire," anyway... TWIST!
Bill Bailey Totally Looks Like Thomas Hobbes
OMG, guys, English philosopher Thomas Hobbes is totally winking at me! THAT FLIRT! Since he's technically dead, though, I guess I'll just have to settle for a night of passion with Bill Bailey. And while I wouldn't consider him my "type," it would be cool if instead of anything sexual we just reenacted scenes from "Black Books."