Young Ricky Gervais Totally Looks Like David Bowie
Ricky played guitar, jamming good with Tim and Dawn And the "Extras" and stars He played it left hand, but took it too far (at the Golden Globes) Became the outcast man Then we were Ricky's fans
Bill Bailey Totally Looks Like Thomas Hobbes
OMG, guys, English philosopher Thomas Hobbes is totally winking at me! THAT FLIRT! Since he's technically dead, though, I guess I'll just have to settle for a night of passion with Bill Bailey. And while I wouldn't consider him my "type," it would be cool if instead of anything sexual we just reenacted scenes from "Black Books."