My Dog Totally Looks Like A Flower
Dogs are like flowers in that they both smell like dog poop. That is, if you fertilize your flowers with dog poop... That's a thing, right? Never really had a "green thumb."
Snooki Totally Looks Like A Circus Bear Riding A Trike
If that bear would just eat Snooki, not only would he be my personal hero, but that kind of carbo loading could help him win the Tour de France. The "Tour de Frursus," if you will. PUN MASTER!