Evil Plan Cat Totally Looks Like Spiderman (Tobey Maguire)
Whatcha plottin', guys?! It looks delightfully fun and naughty, which is exactly how I describe myself in all of my personal ads! Count me in!
Kitty Kat Totally Looks Like "Glee" Guy (Darren Criss)
As a (rejected) "So You Think You Can Dance?" judge, let me offer you my thoughts on tonight's performers. Clearly, the talented Kitty Kat is busting out some top-notch "Thriller" moves. Mr. Criss, meanwhile, is simply one herp away from a total derp. Kitty Kat, please move on to the next round.