My Dog Totally Looks Like A Flower
Dogs are like flowers in that they both smell like dog poop. That is, if you fertilize your flowers with dog poop... That's a thing, right? Never really had a "green thumb."
This Cat Totally Looks Like This Girl
I like that cat's positive attitude. I would like to hire it as the office mascot. Initially, i was considering the girl, but clearly she is faking her enthusiasm. Also, a human mascot might be kind of weird considering we're really all about the cats around here.