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Prince Charles Totally Looks Like Dobby

The obvious thing to do would be to make an inbreeding joke. But ya'll didn't care for it the last time I did it. But c'mon! It's so easy! FINE! Instead I will just say, "Prince Charles and Camilla, what a pair they make! A house elf and a horse, isn't it great?!"

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Grandmother Willow Totally Looks Like This Apple

I will never understand why the lyric "Have you ever nommed the face of a crabby granny apple?" was deleted from the final version of "Colors of the Wind."