He will regain the couch bed, at any cost.

And Indecent Exposure Ivan is ready for show time.

Do y'all <3 bacon, or do y'all <3 pigs?

OH NO THE PREVIOUS PHOTOBOMB PROPHESIED THE FUTURE!!!!1!!!

The submitter of this photo titled it, "Batman Bomb" which seems apt enough, I suppose, it's not like there are any bird attacks or anything.

Bring the cheezburgers and you may just survive.

At least he hasn't inherited the sideways stance gene, yet.