They hold many secrets.

Lemme help ya there.

And the guys too... I guess.

They can't all be chill babes.

It brings a feeling of joy to everyone who becomes encased in it. The first couple of years may be kinda rough though.

Is that the last drank? Seriously, I need to know.

If someone could make a GIF of his face expanding into an endless recursive loop, I'd be both thankful, and horrified into a state of insomnia.