This Dude is Willing to Spend $35k Buying Amiibos He Hates Just So You Can't Have Them

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UPDATE: Daily Dose aka mariotehplumber has issued an "apology" and retirement video stating the whole thing was an act, and he's quitting this persona. Take it as you will. Original post is below:

In an interview with Nintendo Nuggets, extreme troll and Bitter Betty "Daily Dose" reveals he's already pre-ordered 100 Rosalina Amiibo figurines because he hates her, and he doesn't want you to feel any joy.  No, really:

[It's] a vengeance against the people who ridiculed me, insulted me, and are fans of stuff I hate. I do not appreciate Rosalina appearing in almost every recent Mario game to date this is pissing me off. Lets see… Mk8, Mario golf on 3ds as Dlc, 3dworld as a secret character, Smash bros 4, and more recently Mario Party 10. The fact Nintendo promotes her so much and people praise her is just disgusting. I hate her fans too I know for a fact her amiibo will be among one of the most popular which is why I took the time to wait and preorder over 100 of her. I do not want her fans to be happy I hate Rosalina as a character and I will enjoy selling her for big bucks.

He's already spent $4,000 buying up Amiibos, and has $35,000 budgeted towards his cause.  Daily Dose resells the figures at exorbitant prices, making sure you have to pay, literally and figuratively, for liking a character he hates.  In addition to the characters he's already collected, Daily Dose plans to take out his rage on other Amiibos when the time comes: "Lucina(loose in ya),Palutena(Pootytanga),Robin(Throbbin) and Zero suit samus(Zero suit Slunt)."  He says, "I really hate these characters and it just crushes me Nintendo from the good days went to this s**t for character designs."

Moving Day Takes a Turn for the Weird

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Guy meets girl.

Guy and and girl move in together.

Girl asks guy to get one last box out of her car.

Things get weird real fast.

Pastor Says He Punched Kid in the Name of God

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New Jersey Pastor Eric Dammann is using his fist to force God's will upon his people.

In a sermon that reportedly dates back to July but has recently gone viral, Damann says he met a kid named Ben in Calgary who was a "smart aleck."

He wasn't taking the Lord seriously, so he did what any peaceful man of God would do and knocked him to the ground.

"So I walked over to him and went, Bam! Punched him in the chest as hard as I could," he said. "I crumpled the kid. I just crumpled him."

He later apologized saying the clip was out of context.

"I do not endorse child abuse or the punching of children," he told The NY Daily News. "My intention in the sermon was to make a point of how God can use our mistakes. The viral clip does not show the whole sermon, where I say what I did was wrong."

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