Anyone with a red shirt is my family

Coupon ready

Highly suspicious

Master of disguise

Don't forget the meatballs!

Karens vs. self-checkout

Mundanity = $$$

This ain't the time or the place

Gotta love convenience

The GOAT

You were just about to finish building your lichtęnsteinenbürgen, but you lost your alan wrench so you can't screw the frūdlegångėnhüber to the toästerströödledôôdlę

tfw your servant malfunctions

Has this ever happened to you? You're working a part-time job , and your boss wants you to have the availability of a full-time job. Or how about this one: Your boss complains about being understaffed, and when you ask for more hours, you don't get them. Working part-time sucks because your boss always wants way too much from you. They want you to treat this part-time gig like it is the launching pad for a great career when it's usually just working at Chic-Fil-A. When you're in high school esp…

F retail

She has moves

Was it that great?