No no no. This isn't right. Something's amiss. No way Paranoid Parrot would make it against High Expectations Asian Dad by such a small 4-point margin... no. THEY'RE OUT TO GET HIM.
Sharing this post more than Business Cat is their MASTER PLAN. DON'T DO IT. OR DO IT. He's not entirely sure what the right course of action is anymore.
That feel when you know an A minus isn't good enough. However close to home this sub-meme hits, you can't help but sympathize with someone always striving for
his someone else's best. "I'm in a Bracket? Why Not Aracket?"
Just don't let him lose to Paranoid Parrot; you know how disappointed he'll be. "340 Facebook shares? Why not 100?"