Wait, that thing about gum isn't true?

Scientists have it rough in this modern society. Well, they've never really had it easy. It's just that now, more than ever, they are facing pushback from the uninformed masses. Now, I'm no scientist, but I can't possibly fathom how frustrating it would be to have valid scientific data constantly decried. I just don't have the patience. But to the scientists out there who keep trucking along for the betterment and development of humanity, here's to you! I never performed well in any field of sc…