Almost nothing beats that revolutionary feeling you get when you discover something that comepletely changes the way you do something every day. When something comes along that changes your entire perspecitve of the world and takes away even that slightest bit of mundane repitition.
Well I guarantee you, these life hacks are neither of those things. These life hacks are so bad that, if you were to enact all of them, you would be reduced to a crying huddled mess in just days time.
So read on, and enjoy these abysmal life hacks.