Ladies Love

Give those bitches a scapegoat. Bitches love scapegoats.
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My sense of humor is crippled by my knowledge of history; I know just enough to make obscure jokes, but not enough for them to be clever.

Itches love a good scratch
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You might even say the itch was tickled to receive such a present. - Matty Malaprop